From the copy desk ...

More headlines I might have written:


Mullet at center of barberous incident

... about the leader of the Amish clan members accused of cutting off their enemies' beards.

'Oh, the technology!'

... on how, 75 years after the Hindenburg crashed, airships may be making a comeback.

Harry takes off clothes, puts on flight suit

... on how the British prince, recently photographed partying in the buff, has returned to Afghanistan as a gunner on an Apache attack helicopter.