Friday, January 20, 2012

Once again: You can't make up this stuff

From today's Plain Dealer: A man takes a new car out for a test drive - committing two burglaries in the process. When the second homeowner confronts him and asks, "Who are you," the man replies, "I'm the guy who just got caught."

It calls to mind the commercials where the customers forget they don't yet own the car and the sales person has to remind them, "Uh, shouldn't we being going back to the dealership now." In this case the dealer rep might have said, "See how much that trunk holds? Now -uh, what are we going to do with all of this stuff?"
As I've said before, you can't make it up.

1 comment:

Michael H. Quinn said...

Dad, this is another instance of natural selection, where dumb criminals remove themselves from society. It reminds me of "The Darwin Awards," which was a tv show highlighting people like this guy, who, let's face it, haven't really evolved.