More from the Can't Make This Stuff Up Department

Not long ago the local police blotter turned up an item about a phony diplomat. Here are some more recent gems:

A man was arrested on suspicion of voluntary intoxication, which means there must be such a thing as involuntary intoxication. Looking for an alibi after a night of excess?

A woman reported receiving harrassing telephone calls -- from her mother.

A man and a woman were detained after they approached a locked jewelry store and tried to persuade an employee to buzz them in. They were wearing masks.