Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Obvious but true

Experts have now determined the US economy has been in recession for a year ... They've also verified that the sun rose in the east on every single morning, that having sex often leads to having more sex and that mowing one's lawn will not prevent the grass from growing back.

Where would we be without experts?

4 comments:

John Ettorre said...

This gave me a chuckle today. I must say I wasn't aware of that one about sex, but then as an old married man, that topic kind of slides to the back of the bus after awhile...

Mike Q said...

... or, as one wit said, "I've reached the age when I can't take 'Yes' for an answer."

Michael said...

I am quite certain that Bush and his cronies will find some way to prove that it's only "fuzzy science" to say the sun always rises in the east.

Mike Q said...

... maybe "hazy science" ... or "partly cloudy science" ....